I Need a BBC Not Your Tiny Dick so You Have to Hide While I Get Fucked

I can't believe I waited to have sex with you until we got married, and now I find out that you have a tiny dick! What am I supposed to do with that? It's so small. It's useless, and there is no point in consummating the marriage. I can't look at it, but I have an idea, and it involves bringing in someone else with a big black cock. I can then have sex with a real man's cock while you jerk off with some tweezers. I'm not touching your cock, and you need to invest in a dick pump. While you work on that, I can get some big black cock. You can hide in the wardrobe while I get fucked. Whatever you do, you will not be coming near me with that tiny dick.