Inserting a catheter in order to piss directly onto my phone which is in a protective case in a bucket down the loo
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Following on from the outtakes/fails video the other day, here is a snippet of the full 6 minute video which is available over on FapHouse. For you to perv on and enjoy right now is me opening the catheter, squatting over the loo, inserting it, and the beginning of the stream
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My Dear Mistress Wriggler,
I will admit that I am not the most reliable of porn viewers. I disappear for weeks at a time, preoccupied by all of those non-porn parts of life. But now I have a moment to check back on my absolute favorite and most beloved porn poster, and I see... this???
Without any preamble, with nary a word, it's just 1-2-3-up-the-woo-hoo and Splash!
Well, I must say that I'm taken aback.
Turned on nearly to the point of trembling, but taken aback.
The very randomness, along with the absolute sureness with which you performed the task are riveting.
Brava! You are a brilliant, fearless, and creative person, and your work makes one wonder what might have been accomplished if centuries of painters and musicians had tried their hands at obscene imagery, instead of sublimating their energies into moribund canvasses.
Again I say, Brava!
... and do save a bit for tea.
I will admit that I am not the most reliable of porn viewers. I disappear for weeks at a time, preoccupied by all of those non-porn parts of life. But now I have a moment to check back on my absolute favorite and most beloved porn poster, and I see... this???
Without any preamble, with nary a word, it's just 1-2-3-up-the-woo-hoo and Splash!
Well, I must say that I'm taken aback.
Turned on nearly to the point of trembling, but taken aback.
The very randomness, along with the absolute sureness with which you performed the task are riveting.
Brava! You are a brilliant, fearless, and creative person, and your work makes one wonder what might have been accomplished if centuries of painters and musicians had tried their hands at obscene imagery, instead of sublimating their energies into moribund canvasses.
Again I say, Brava!
... and do save a bit for tea.